What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

No, not a chance

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

If there was only one man remaining on the Earth, would this be regarded as extinction?

No go.

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

I have a black elbow sleeve leotard that I wear with sheer pantyhose. Should I keep my pants off and show my legs?

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What is Quora? Are there any tips?

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

Do straight guys like to have sex with men when they smoke meth?

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

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Then came..

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do atheists not love a G-d that does not stop punishing them harder and harder in this world and the next until they surrender to Him?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.